during a t-ball game i went up to a woman and introduced myself and asked her which child was hers. out popped out of her mouth, "that's my son and he's smarter than the typical 5 year old. i responded with, "those are my kids and my 4 year olds' farts are smellier than the typical 4 year old.
clayton and lincoln
ok, so i didn't really respond like that. but i wish i did.